A LITTLE OLD LADY GETS TO THE GREYHOUND STATION EARLY, BOARDS AND
SITS DOWN TO READ HER BIBLE.

EVERYONE AVOIDS SITTING NEXT TO HER UNTIL IT'S THE ONLY SEAT LEFT
UNTIL IT'S THE ONLY SEAT LEFT AND  A COLLEGE KID RELUCTANTLY SITS
THERE.

"ARE YOU ACTUALLY READING THE BIBLE?" HE ASKS.
"YES, I READ IT EVERY DAY AND TODAY I'M READING ABOUT JONAH AND THE
WHALE." SHE REPLIED.
"AND HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE?" HE ASKS.
"I TAKE IT ON FAITH, BUT WHEN I GET TO HEAVEN I'LL ASK JONAH ALL
ABOUT." SHE REPLIES.
"AND WHAT IF HE'S NOT IN HEAVEN? " HE ASKS.
"THEN YOU ASK HIM!" THE LADY ANSWERS.