Jokes involving kids & christianity ==================================== (reference & credit for jokes can be found at http://www.hope-in-action.com/children.htm) One day a mother took her three year old daughter in to see the Pediatrician for a physical. Trying to make the little girl comfortable while he was checking her ears, the doctor said, "Is Donald Duck in your ears?" "No," she said. Checking her nose, he said, "Is Mickey Mouse in your nose?" Again, she said, "No." Putting his stethoscope on her chest, the doctor said, "Is that Barney in your heart?" "No," the little girl said firmly, and added, "Jesus is in my heart! Barney is on my underpants!" ================= Some other Jokes ================== (reference and credit can be found at: http://www.hope-in-action.com/sermon.htm and at: http://www.hope-in-action.com/lawyer.htm) A mother, unable to attend church one Sunday due to an illness, sent her teenage son to church in her place. After he returned home, and she asked him how church was, the teenage boy responded in typical fashion by saying, "fine". She began to have her doubts that he had even gone to church so she pressed on and asked what the sermon was about. The young man said, "Don't' lose your shirt and you'll get a blanket" The mother knew then that she had caught him. So, she phoned the minister and inquired as to what the text was for the day's sermon. The minister replied, "Be patient and the Lord will be your comforter" ============= Seems St. Peter and the Devil had an agreement to share the costs of maintaining the fence between Heaven and Hell. One weekend there was a bit of a brawl in Hell that gout out of hand, and part of the fence was smashed. It went unfixed for weeks and St. Peter approached the Devil about mending it. Nothing happened over the period of a month. Finally, in exasperation, St. Peter said he would sue the Devil if he didn't pay up. "Oh" retorted the Devil, "and where are you going to find a lawyer?'