Out of the mouths of babes...  :-)
ENJOY!

SUBJECT:  GOD'S LITTLE ANGELS

PUZZLEMENTS, DILEMMAS, IMPONDERABLES
 
 Dear GOD,
  In Sunday school they told us what You do.
 Who does it when You are on vacation?
  -Jane
 
 Dear GOD,
 I read the Bible.  What does begat mean?  Nobody will tell me.
 Love, Alison
 
 Dear GOD.
 Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
 -Lucy
 
 Dear GOD,
 Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words
 in the house?
  -Anita
 
 Dear GOD,
 Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
 -Norma
 
 Dear GOD,
 Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
 why don't You just keep the ones You got now?
  -Jane
 
 Dear GOD,
 Who draws the lines around the countries?
 -Nan
 
 Dear GOD,
 I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church.  Is that okay?
 -Neil
 
 Dear GOD,
 What does it mean You are a Jealous God?  I thought You had everything.
 -Jane
 
 Dear GOD,
 Did you really mean do unto others as they do unto you,
 because if you did then I'm going to fix my brother.
  -Darla
 
 FERVENT WISHES, SUGGESTIONS & COMPLAINTS
 
 Dear GOD,
 Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
 -Joyce
 
 Dear GOD,
 It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad!
 He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say,
 but I hope You will not hurt him anyway.
 Your friend
 (But I am not going to tell you who I am)
 
 Dear GOD,
 Why is Sunday school on Sunday?
 I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.
 -Tom L.
 
 Dear GOD,
 Please send me a pony.
 I never ask for anything before, You can look it up
 -Bruce
 
 Dear GOD,
 If we come back as something - please don't let me be Jennifer Horton
 because I hate her.
  -Denise
 
 Dear GOD,
 If You give me genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want
 except my money or my chess set.
  -Raphael
 
 Dear GOD,
 My brother is a rat.  You should give him a tail.  Ha ha.
 -Danny
 
 Dear GOD,
 Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
 -Peter
 
 Dear GOD,
 Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each so much if they had their own
 rooms.
 It works with my brother.
  -Larry
 
 Dear GOD,
 I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much
 hair all over.
  -Sam
 
 APPROVALS, CONFIDENCES & THANKS

 Dear GOD,
 You don't have to worry about me.  I always look both ways
 -Dean
 
 Dear GOD,
 I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions
 -Ruth M.
 
 Dear GOD,
 I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying.
 -Elliott
 
 Dear GOD,
 I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole
 world.
 There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
 -Nan
 
 Dear GOD,
 Of all the people who work for You I like Peter and John the best.
 -Rob
 
 Dear GOD,
 My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right.
 -Marsha
 
 Dear GOD,
 If You watch in church on Sunday I will show You my new shoes.
  -Mickey D.
 
 Dear GOD,
 I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
 Love, Chris
 
 Dear GOD,
 We read Thomas Edison made light.  But in Sunday School they said You did
 it.
 So I bet he stoled your idea.
 Sincerely, Donna
 
 Dear GOD:
 the bad people laughed at Noah - "You make an ark on dry land you
 fool."
 But he was smart, he stuck with You.  That's what I would do.
 -Eddie
 
 Dear GOD,
 I do not think anybody could be a better GOD.
 Well, I just want You to know but I am not just saying that because
 You are GOD.
 -Charles
 
 Dear GOD,
 I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you
 made on Tue.  That was cool.
  -Eugene
 
 Dear GOD,
 I don't ever feel alone since I found out about you.
 -Nora

 And All God's People Said...

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